whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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