i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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