My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
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she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
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Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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