What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
It's never too late to be topless.
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I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
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I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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