we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
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How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
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Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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