it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
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On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
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Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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