I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Your penis caused this!
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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