WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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