oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
