Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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