Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
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YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
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Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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