We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
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Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
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ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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