I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
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all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
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Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
the liver wants what the liver wants
He keeps bees of course he's weird
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
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