I feel like I'm in dance class right now
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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