Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Randomize
