He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
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i can't believe i had my finger in that
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
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Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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