life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
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I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
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Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
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