# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
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