soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
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In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
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The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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