yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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