that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
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You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
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literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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