I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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