Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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