Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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