I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
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I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
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Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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