part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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