We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
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Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
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we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
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