Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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