I puked a lego.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
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Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
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Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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