Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
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