im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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