Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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