Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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