apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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