physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
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Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
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I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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