Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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