Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Vodka?
Forever.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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