what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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