Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Go christen that room with your naked body.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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