If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
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just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
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I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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