hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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