The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
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She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
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WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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