Don't make out with my wife yet
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
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About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
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She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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