When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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