I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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