just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
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#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
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i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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