I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Randomize
