Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
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