these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
