Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
What a fucking waste of an outfit
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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