yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
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just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
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I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize