i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
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A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
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