Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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