And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
why is half of my head shaved?
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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