so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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