high people should be assigned attendants
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
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I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
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Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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