i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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